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Kiper did note, however, that the only downside to this 2nd grade class was that there may be a few athletes who may be academic eligibility issues in gaining acceptance to one of the elite college football programs.  Kiper specifically noted Adrian Evirerdge who recently got a C- on an origami assignment, and Jeremy Woods Jr., whose father noted that his son thinks school is unimportant because he is going to play in the NFL someday.

"That kid right there is going to be a stud in the future," said Kiper, pointing to a toddler peeing in his pants.  "Obviously some of these children have maturity issues, but there is no question about their athletic ability."

Upon receiving Mel Kiper’s scouting report  the Oakland Raiders reportedly traded their first round draft picks from 2011 to 2021 to the New York Jets in return for their 2022 first round draft pick.

“A sucker is born every minute,” said Raiders General Manager, as he lit up a Domincan cigar he thought to be a Cuban.

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